They go on, repeating variations of these phrases until they are ready to have sex. Then she climbs on top of him and begins to have sex with him. During the sexual experience, they are to look glumly into each other’s eyes and say the negative litany again, exaggeratedly.

“Everything’s hopeless.”

“Yes, everything.”

“Sex is hopeless.”

“Absolutely hopeless.”

“Nothing matters.”

“Why bother?”

As they continue, they may become more personal.

“Life is hopeless, but I’m having sex with you anyway.”

“It’s all hopeless, but I’m kissing you.”

“You’re hopeless, but you have a nice tongue.”

“You’re hopeless, but I might as well use you.” As they become excited, they continue the negativity.

“I’m getting excited, but it’s useless.”

“I’m getting a little excited too, but it doesn’t mean anything.”

“It’s hopeless.”

“Everything’s hopeless.”

“Perhaps I’ll have a hopeless orgasm.”

“Yes, a very hopeless orgasm.”

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